What’s up? The world’s most overpaid and overrated athlete recently wrote a lame poem to announce his retirement from the game of basketball. (No, we aren’t talking about Amar’e Stoudemire.) In any case, this odd ode makes no reference to the Eagle County rape case or the Kobe-Shaq fued, so our reaction to the Mamba’s retirement is a big yawn. Hey, Kobe, wake us up when your team’s terrible season is over.