One of the minor irritations of living in Central Florida is the veritable orgy of annoying lawyer ads all over Orlando (#AdPorn). I always try to mentally block out these crass and ugly billboards whenever I am on the road, so I did not notice, as one newly arrived Floridian puts it, the “epidemic of bald men having billboards extended in order to fit their bald heads.” (Via Reddit: u/mnhaverland.)