I am honored and humbled to have been awarded el premio Don Quijote by the Puerto Rico Bar Association (PRBA) in Orlando, Florida last night (see here), especially considering how I have tilted at so many metaphorical windmills during my academic career, such as the use of “range voting” to break the impasse over Puerto Rico’s political status (here), retrodiction markets to test the truth values of conspiracy theories (here), and auctions to solve the tragedy of the outer space commons (here), just to name a few of my more Quixotic causes. Shout out to my colleagues and friends Tony Anthony Suarez, Joel Montilla, and Rebeca Arenas for making this happen, and shout out to my dear wife Sydjia for her patience, love, and good cheer!