For some unknown algorithmic reason, a strange essay published in The Atlantic in 2022 kept popping up in my Twitter feed this weekend. This obscure essay, which is titled “Why do rich people love quiet?“, immediately brought back memories of my torts professor and mentor Guido Calabresi, who changed my intellectual life forever. Among other things, Guido — to this day, he prefers to be called by his Christian name — introduced me to the works of Ronald Coase and taught me a disturbing Coasean/Calabresian insight: most conflicts, including disputes about noise, are almost always “reciprocal” problems, i.e. both the “victim” and “wrongdoer” are often jointly responsible for whatever harm has befallen one of the parties. To this end, I can still remember one of the cases Guido assigned, Sturges v. Bridgman or what I now call “the case of the noisy confectioner”, and his unorthodox discussion of the reciprocal conflict between the silence-loving doctor and noise-making confectioner in that classic case. More generally, Guido asked us, what legal or moral rights should men of contemplation (like the doctor in Sturges v. Bridgman) have vis-a-vis “doers” or men of action (like the noisy confectioner)?