Hello there! Check out these six-word science stories from a recent issue of the journal Science, vol. 153 (1 July 2016), pp. 22-24. Here are six of our favorites:

1. “Try. Fail. Try Harder. Fail again.” (Robert Kumsta, Psychology, Germany)
2. “Frequently right. Never forgotten when wrong.” (Marian Peleski, Meteorolgy, USA)
3. “The experiment failed. Or did I?” (Irina Tiper, Immunology, USA)
4. “P equals 0.051. Repeat? Abandon? Bayes?” (Rosa Li, Psychology & Neuroscience, USA)
5. “Dear incompetent reviewer, we fully agree.” (Mathias V. Schmidt, Neuroscience, Germany)
6. “Epilogue: Changed the world, few knew.” (Greg Maguire, Physiology & Systems Biology, USA)

The first six-word story?