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The NBA snitch hotline is a terrible idea
As you may have heard by now, the NBA recently released a 113-page manual in anticipation of the resumption of the 2019-20 season. (Check out this summary of the manual by Ben Cohen for The Wall Street Journal.) The manual contains a whole host of health and safety protocols that basketball players (and coaches, I presume) must follow when the season resumes in Orlando, Florida next month. Among other things, the NBA is setting up a “snitch hotline” to allow anyone to anonymously report a player or coach who is breaking the guidelines. So, who will be the first player to call the new NBA snitch hotline? According to my fellow Gaucho Jim Rome (both of us went to UCSB in the 80s), it will be Chris Paul–check out Rome’s “hot take” below:

Source: jimrome.com
In all seriousness, this anonymous snitch hotline is a terrible idea. Instead of building trust, the mere existence of this hotline will erode it. If I were the NBA Commissioner, I would allow each team to decide for itself how it will enforce the health and safety rules. After all, the possibility of losing an infected player for two weeks should be a sufficient incentive for each team to follow the guidelines. In any case, I don’t expect a player to “snitch” on a fellow player–even a player on a competing team, let alone a teammate–but what about hotel staff, NBA employees, and other potential officious intermeddlers?

Tiger King Map
The closing credits of the popular Netflix docuseries “Tiger King” states that there are between 5,000 to 10,000 privately-owned tigers in the United States. But where do all of those privately-owned captive tigers live? Check out the screenshot below from “Tiger King” purporting to show the distribution of big cat owners and private roadside zoos in the United States. Two questions, however, leap out at me from a simple inspection of this map. One is, why are there so many big cat owners in the State of Florida? The other question is, how many tigers are represented by each of the red headpins on the map? That is, it would be nice if the size of each pinhead were proportional to the number of tigers housed in that location.
Postscript: Earlier this week, my teaching assistants and I had the honor of speaking via Zoom with Harold Baskin, the advisory board chairman of Big Cat Rescue in Tampa, Florida. Mr Baskin gave generously of his time, patiently answering all of our questions. Among many other things, we discussed The Big Cat Public Safety Act. This bill (H.R. 1380), which is currently pending before the Congress, would prohibit the private ownership of big cats. One of the reasons animal rights groups like PETA, the WWF, and Big Cat Rescue support this bill is because of the large number of roadside zoos across the U.S. housing big cats.
The End
Throughout my six-week survey course in business law I have asked my students to complete a wide variety of assignments. By way of example, first they had to watch “Tiger King” during Week 1 of the course and write up a short essay (500 words) describing the most salient ethical or legal issues in the docuseries. In addition, students were assigned a series of open-book quizzes, short discussion posts, and peer reviews during Week 2 through Week 5 of the course (one quiz, one discussion post, and one peer review per module, per week).
Now, for the last week of the course (Week 6), I have a assigned a comprehensive Final Project (see details below). In place of a final exam, I prefer to assign a take-home research report–the ominous sounding “Final Project”–because, as I explain further below, I want my students to start thinking about their career prospects, and I also want them to see the “big picture” of law and ethics instead of cramming for an exam. In summary, the Final Project is the last graded assignment of the course and is worth 1/3 of one’s final grade. (The weekly quizzes and discussion posts, combined, are worth the other 2/3 of one’s grade.) The report itself consists of eight parts, and each part is equally weighted as follows: Continue reading
Team Joe or Team Carole?
To relieve some of the stress and anxiety of finals, I have just posted to the homepage of my “tiger law” survey course the following fun survey question: Now that the semester is almost over, are you “Team Joe” or “Team Carole”?

FYI: I will describe the final project in my next post and announce the results of our end-of-semester survey over the weekend.
Postscript: polygamy and the legal regulation of marriage
Note: This is the fifth of six blog posts devoted to Week 6/Module 6 of my business law summer course.
Hey, what’s up? Now that we have studied business ethics (or CSR) as well as normative ethics (or ethics qua ethics), we could call it a day and wrap up the course once and for all, but guess what, y’all? This is no ordinary business law survey course! After all, I have been using the docuseries “Tiger King” to introduce my students to the legal and ethical environments of business. So, in keeping with our “Tiger King” theme, I now want to say a few closing remarks about the legal regulation of sex. Specifically, the unorthodox marital arrangements depicted in Tiger King–Joe Exotic’s two husbands and Doc Antler’s three wives–pose a delicate legal and moral dilemma: Should “the law” continue to criminalize these unorthodox marital arrangements, or should it recognize them like it now does same-sex marriage?
Before proceeding any further, notice how the practice of polygamy, which is presented so memorably in “Tiger King,” brings us back full circle to where we began this last module on “Ethics & Morality”–to the relationship between law and morality. On the one hand, one could argue that law and morality are separate and distinct domains. If Doc Antler’s sexy wives or Joe Exotic’s dashing husbands have no problem with their unorthodox marital arrangements, then why should we enlist the coercive power of the state to break up or otherwise interfere with these private and consensual arrangements? (For my part, I find this libertarian argument highly persuasive given my classical liberal priors.)
On the other hand, my Catholic priors are less sympathetic to such licentiousness. If one believes that law is a branch of morality and that polygamy is immoral, then one might be justified in using the law to prohibit or discourage polygamy. So, which set of moral beliefs should prevail, my libertarian or religious preferences? Stated more generally, why should polygamy, if voluntary and consensual, ever be immoral, let alone illegal? Again, these questions also bring us back full circle to the “big three” theories of morality and the problem of ethics qua ethics.
To sum sum up, the Kantian libertarian in me agrees 100% with Robert Nozick that individuals have rights. But at the same time, the skeptical scholar in me is not satisfied at all with Nozick’s formulation. After all, what do these rights consist of? Do men have the right to take on as many wives (or husbands) as they want, and do women have the right to marry an already married man? In brief, polygamy, like the moral status of animals, forces us to reconsider our intuitions about morality and the law. Stay tuned. We have one more Tiger Law blog post to go!
Image Credit: Netflix
Milton Friedman against the world
Note: This is the fourth of six blog posts devoted to Week 6/Module 6 of my business law summer course.
Thus far, we have gone back to Aristotle and Aquinas, so to speak–we have explored the relationship between law and morality and have studied ethics qua ethics in keeping with the best of our liberal arts tradition. Specifically, I introduced my students to the “big three” theories of morality (crude consequentialism, hardcore Kantian duties, and ancient Aristotelian virtues) and then used these classic theories to try to figure out the moral status of animals. With this foundational work in moral theory now out of the way, the next part of my last module is devoted to business ethics and CSR (“corporate social responsibility”). After all, the formal title of my course is “The Legal & Ethical Environment of Business,” so no such course would be truly complete without a segment on CSR.
I begin the CSR part of my module with the so-called “Friedman Doctrine,” the idea championed by the late great economist Milton Friedman that the social responsibility of corporations is to increase their profits (or to put it more euphemistically, to maximize shareholder value), a consequentialist-inspired theory that Professor Friedman first enunciated in his classic book on “Capitalism and Freedom” in the early 1960s. Because this thesis has now become so controversial and so roundly condemned by all respectable people in academia and in the business world, I spend a considerable amount of time defending the Friedman Doctrine!
To begin with, as a normative matter, the simple but powerful idea that “greed is good”–to quote the immortal words of Gordon Gekko, the villain in the classic 80s movie “Wall Street”–is the intellectual basis of Adam Smith’s “invisible hand” theorem, perhaps the single-most influential idea in the entire history of economics. Furthermore, whether you are a hardcore Communist or just a progressive do-gooder, if we examine what corporations actually do (and not what they say they do in their puffery-laden social ads and corporate mission statements), the Friedman Doctrine as a descriptive matter provides us with the most simple explanation of past corporate decisions as well as with the most accurate predictions of future business decisions.
But wait; there’s more! After mounting this rigorous defense of greed and invisible hands and cynical acid, I refute the Friedman Doctrine but with a single meme (pictured below):

What is the “optimal level” of greed?
With this emotive refutation of the Friedman Doctrine, I then introduce the influential “stakeholder theory” of CSR. Under this theory of business ethics, a business should first identify all of its stakeholders, i.e. all groups or communities who might be impacted by a given business decision, and then take into account the competing interests of these various stakeholders. For example, remember back in 2016 when presidential candidate Donald J. Trump was calling out major companies like Carrier and Ford for shipping their factories overseas? I cannot think of a more dramatic illustration of the stakeholder theory in action! Nevertheless, the closer we inspect the stakeholder theory, the more it looks like window-dressing and empty rhetoric. (Check out the meme below the fold.) Why do I say this? For three reasons.
First off, as a simple descriptive matter, stakeholder theory is bullshit: no major U.S. corporations have any employee stakeholders–let alone consumer stakeholders–on their corporate boards. Secondly, stakeholder theory is underspecified, i.e. completely unhelpful, since it does not provide us any way of resolving conflicts among competing stakeholders. Consider, for example, Carrier’s decision not to manufacture its products in Mexico. That decision was good for those workers in Indiana whose jobs were saved but bad for consumers who ended up paying more for these products. Either way, the problem is that stakeholder theory, standing alone, does not specify who the stakeholders are or assign any concrete weights to the various stakeholders. And lastly, if the owners or shareholders are the stakeholders who are going to be assigned greatest weight, then stakeholder theory is, ironically enough, entirely superfluous; it simply collapses into the Friedman Doctrine!
Perhaps, then, we should be asking a different question. Perhaps we should be asking, What is the optimal level of greed? Whatever the answer, we will formally conclude these blog posts with two more topics: the legal regulation of sex and the final project. Continue reading
Visualization of moral theory and philosophy writ large
Time out! While we are on the subject of normative ethics (consequentialism, duties, and virtue) and applied ethics (animal rights), check out this fragment on “Moral Theory” from the much larger “Map of Philosophy” (both of which are pictured below). Click here to see a larger version of the right-hand side of the map, via Open Culture. You’re welcome!
Do lions have moral rights?
Note: This is the third of several blog posts devoted to Week 6/Module 6 of my business law summer course.
In previous posts I introduced the last module of my business law survey course, which is devoted to “ethics and morality,” and after a brief digression on the relation between law and morality, I then described the “big three” schools of moral philosophy: (1) crude consequentialism, (2) hardcore Kantian moral duties, and (3) ancient Aristotelian virtue ethics. Because of my “Tiger King” theme, the next part of my ethics module contains reading materials and short videos that explore the moral status of animals in light of these various moral theories.
First, I consider the position that our moral duties (however defined) extend to non-human animals, and I attribute this view of “animal moral rights” to Kantian ethics–the idea that morality imposes obligations or duties on us. Although Kant himself did not extend his influential moral theory to the animal kingdom, there is no logical reason why we should exclude animals from Kant’s “categorical imperative.” This Kantian view, however, if taken to its logical conclusion, contains radical and perhaps untenable implications: entire industries like factory farming, medical research, horse racing, etc. would have to shut down!
Next, I present the more “pragmatic” and malleable multi-factored consequentialist perspective in which we consider the competing claims of animals and humans and try to weigh aggregate harms and benefits to all species of a particular course of action or of an entire industry like medical research. Alas, even if we could somehow measure or weigh these competing claims, all consequentialist theories must at some point confront the late Derek Parfit’s famous “repugnant conclusion.” Stated crudely, for example, which of the following is a more desirable (morally speaking) state of affairs:
- State A. The existence of 1,000 lions, all of whom are free to roam in a large and protected wildlife preserve full of prey and most of whom live long, healthy lives (say, 10 years on average), or
- State B. The existence of 100,000 lions, all of whom live in cramped cages and are fed subsistence diets and most of whom live short and brutish lives (say, 5 years on average).
To borrow Professor Parfit’s haunting phrase, a consequentialist would have to defend the “repugnant conclusion” that state B is a morally superior state of affairs to state A because 100,000 times five (500,000 lion years) is several orders of magnitude greater than 1,000 times 10 (10,000 lion years), even discounting for the low quality of life of the captive lions. A Kantian, by contrast, would have no trouble choosing state A over state B, since unjustified captivity itself deprives animals of their moral right to live in the wild. (But a Kantian would still have to ask, what about the rights of the unborn? What about the right to exist?)
Lastly, I discuss the moral status of animals from a virtue ethics perspective. Whereas a consequentialist must ask, What are the consequences of acting in a certain way or of following a certain rule, and whereas a Kantian must ask, What are our moral duties in a given situation, a virtue theorist asks a different question altogether: What would a morally virtuous person do in that same situation? In other words, consequentialism and duty ethics both focus on the acts and omissions of human actors, i.e. on the consequences of our acts or omissions or on our moral duties to act, or refrain from acting, in a specified way. Virtue ethics, by contrast, focuses on the actor himself, on his motivations and intentions, on his moral character.
Alas, one of the things that struck me the most about “Tiger King” is the utter lack of moral virtue of many of the protagonists in that docuseries. But at the same time, what exactly is “virtue,” and how do we know whether a particular act or person is virtuous? Alas, all theories of virtue ethics eventually slide into this tragicomic tautology. My point, however, is not to debunk virtue ethics or to champion any of the other “big three” moral theories; my point is simply to show how hard it is to apply general moral principles to a specific scenario like factory farming or medical research.
The bottom line, I believe, is this: most of us would agree that non-human animals, even dangerous and rapacious lions, have the capacity to suffer and that the infliction of unjustified harm (however defined) is morally wrong, but it’s not entirely clear which theory of morality is the best one for grounding this intuition. In any case, I will get around to discussing the business ethics portion of my moral module in my next post.

Bonae litterae and business law
Note: This is the second of several blog posts devoted to Week 6/Module 6 of my business law summer course.
I begin my ethics & morality module with the following legal philosophy question: What is the relation between law and morality? Specifically, are they two separate and distinct domains (the “legal positivist” view), or is law a branch of morality (the “natural law” view)? After I explore both sides of this deep legal philosophical question, I then identify a huge blind spot in the natural law tradition–one that hits close to home as I consider myself a classical natural lawyer in the tradition of St Thomas Aquinas. The blind spot is this: even if there is such a thing as a timeless or universal God-given higher law (cf. the Declaration of Independence of 1776 or MLK’s famous “letter from a Birmingham jail”), how do we go about discovering the actual content of this natural law?
In other words, natural lawyers like myself are still going to need a substantive theory of ethics to tell us the difference between right and wrong and thus help us figure out what man-made rules and behaviors are consistent with natural law. (For the record, legal positivists will also need to study ethics; the leading legal positivist, the late great H.L.A. Hart, for example, famously pictured the law from “the internal point of view”–i.e. the subjective viewpoint of judges and other public officials–and this internal POV therefore allows ethics and morality to slip into the positivist legal picture through the backdoor, so to speak.) Accordingly, the next part of my ethics & morality module explores several major theories of ethics (or, what I like to call collectively “The Big Three”), beginning with crude consequentialism and utility maximization, then proceeding with hardcore Kantian duties and categorical imperatives, and concluding with ancient Aristotelian virtue ethics. I not only introduce my students to these three major theories of ethics; I also discuss the main strengths and weaknesses of each moral theory.
Why do I introduce my students to the major theories of ethics? For two reasons. One is to show them the leading alternatives to consequentialism, but the other (more important) reason has to do with the way in which I conceive the role of a university as well as my role as a scholar. To the point, at a minimum my job as a professor and the role of universities generally should be to cultivate what the great Erasmus of Rotterdam (whose portrait is pictured below) referred to as the bonae litterae (or “good learning”) of our students, and what better way of imparting this good learning by spending time on two of the most important aspects of the liberal arts tradition: ethics and morality, right and wrong, good and bad.
With this liberal arts/bonae litterae background in mind, I will discuss the moral status of animals in my next blog post (a topic that is especially relevant to the Tiger King docuseries), then proceed into business ethics and say a few words about the legal regulation of sex (remember all that polygamy in Tiger King!), and conclude with my course’s final project.
Artist Credit: Hans Holbein the Younger


